FAILED BANK ROBBERY | IMPROV SKIT

FAILED BANK ROBBERY | IMPROV SKIT



alright i scoped it out everything looks clear this time I'm thinking alright I run in ice cream you know just get them startled or whatever you run in right after me hop the counter real smooth like okay and just grab all the money as much money okay okay did you bring a bag what is this a bag for what you should grab a bag it's to put money in it no how much money do you think it's gonna go in here I don't know but bag is a very broad word okay you should be a little more specific okay there's grocery bags duffel bags I'm gonna get that bag let's dip lock bag who brings out a ziploc bag I gotta be honest with you next time just be a little more clear or I'm rushing them okay never mind really did you at least bring gloves why do we like gloves anyway so we won't leave our fingerprints to you all okay next these expose my fingers okay that that that's my bad okay that my bad Oh sells fingerless gloves I don't think we know with the 80s who buys fingerless gloves okay me I didn't even lie if we robbing a bank why would you get okay if you're gonna go through the trouble to make gloves why are you cutting off the fingertips right you're making individual finger slots don't go back through and cut the finger tip never mind never mind never mind did you at least bring a beanies so we could hide our faces yes listen I am on it I do what you ask okay hide your face okay where are the holes in this beanie I can't see anything I can't see anything with this was supposed to do okay listen you didn't tell me buy a beanie with holes in it what Oh what they sell beanies with holes in it so you can't see who it is that's robbing the banks but you can see the people and you're robbing okay I'm sorry but if you buy a beanie that's gonna cover your whole face and ass holes where the eyes are in the nose and the mouth that's basically your whole faith you can still be identified oh my god oh my god why did I send you into this or okay do you at least what is that it's a gun for what listen hopefully we don't have to shoot nobody but this is in case we need to startle so maybe shoot the ceiling like we can't shoot anybody with this what is this listen just be really mean to me right now all right I'm feeling a lot of adrenaline the water pressure because we're gonna go in there rob this place did you get this no listen it is not easy to buy a gun in LA especially legally okay up to the guy I was like a gun he had a star on his eye okay it will not do anything to anyone okay no one will I was intimidated just buying it [Applause] you

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